It's an octopus.

I'm Chris, I'm 24. Joined the Navy and I'm back on the West Coast. Another adventure
Willing to trade some Mac & Cheese for a back rub.

Willing to trade some Mac & Cheese for a back rub.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m wasted, I’m wasted, I’m wasted, I’m wasted
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m wasted, I’m wasted, I taste it

And she said
YOU’RE ON MY TONGUE LIKE A TAB OF POISON. I’M GONNA WAKE WITH AN ANVIL BRAIN, AND IF YOU WANT STUMBLE HOME WITH ME BOY

Last night I drank way too much, and saw Say Anything downtown.
It was fucking awesome.
Now I’m hungover at work. Go me